Sorry to see you go…

Was it something I said?

So you’ve decided to end it between us. I understand. These things happen. Perhaps I talk too much. Perhaps we simply like different things, or we’ve drifted apart over time. Perhaps you saw my author photo. I really ought to do something about that…

But whatever the reason, you want out. That’s fine. Check your email account – you should shortly receive an email asking you to confirm you wish to go. All you need to do is click on the button.

You’ll get one last email to tell you it’s over, and that’s it. No more emails from me. It’s the most hassle free break up you’ll ever know.

If you ever change your mind, you know where to find me.